Twenty-eight

Twenty-eight jokes

Part

What’s the best part about banging twenty-eight year olds? There are twenty of them.

Year

What's the best thing about f*cking twenty-eight-year-olds?

There's twenty of them.

Sex

What's great about having sex with twenty-eight year olds?

There's ate of them.

Cow

There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?

There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?

Age

What's the best thing about 28 year olds?

- There's 20 of them.

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  • Birthday

    That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...

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  • Sex

    What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them.

    Date

    When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.

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  • Age

    What’s the best thing about 28 year olds?

    There’s 20 of them.