Twenty-Eight Jokes

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?

'Cause there are twenty of them.

Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.

There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?

There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?

What’s the best part about banging twenty-eight year olds? There are twenty of them.

What's the best thing about f*cking twenty-eight-year-olds?

There's twenty of them.

What's great about having sex with twenty-eight year olds?

There's ate of them.