Tut jokes
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
Shame on King Tut! Tsk-tsk!
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
Alles tut weh.
English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
Towing ropes can't be learned. They must be taut.
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"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
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@Dagger, if your reading this, you need to stop! I thought you were a friendly person at first, but then I saw the different side of you, the side of someone that everyone hates. So please, just stop.