Tut jokes
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
Shame on King Tut! Tsk-tsk!
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
Alles tut weh.
English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Towing ropes can't be learned. They must be taut.
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Community talk
@Entity, Wenn Sie dies lesen, möchte ich sagen, dass es mir leid tut, wie ich Sie zuvor behandelt habe. Ich verstehe, dass ich ein wenig überreagiert habe, und es tut mir leid, Sie müssen mir nicht vergeben, und ich würde es vollkommen verstehen, wenn Sie es tun 't.
@Dagger, if your reading this, you need to stop! I thought you were a friendly person at first, but then I saw the different side of you, the side of someone that everyone hates. So please, just stop.