Tut jokes
Alles tut weh.
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Shame on King Tut! Tsk-tsk!
What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!