Tribute jokes

My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s “Jump” at his funeral.

In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the 'Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last.

Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.

My dad always wanted one last smoke before his death, so we smoked his ashes.