Treee jokes
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
How do trees get online? -- They just log in.
Halloween! The day nobody questions the bodies dangling in your tree!
A guy walks into a magical forest looking to cut down a tree. The best one he can find is a magical talking tree. He holds his axe up ready to slice and begins to swing when the tree says, "Stop! I'm a magical tree. You can't cut me." "I'm a magical tree!" the man mocks, then as he goes to swing the axe he says, "You may be a magical tree... But you will dialogue!"
Trees are so social. They're always branching out.
What do you call a Russian tree?
Dimitree.