Trash Can jokes
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?
Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.
Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.
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Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
I once had a trash can as a girlfriend.
I was ready to break up with her, but all she had to say was, "Please don't dump me!" Then I said, "Sorry, I'm ready to take out the trash."