teacher: ok kids time to go home The orphan: what is home? teacher: here I have somewhere for you *puts in trash can*
How do you make a Trash Can leak? HIT IT WITH AN AXE UNTIL IT BECOMES PART OF THE COSMOS
can i throw you away you look like my trash can oh wait you are my trash can
I once had a trash can as a girl friend I was ready to break up with her but all she had to say was "please don't dump me" then I said "sorry i'm ready to take out the trash"