Trash Can jokes

What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?

Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.

Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.

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Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.

How do you make a trash can leak?

Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!

"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."

Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.

The orphan: What is home?

Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.

*puts in trash can*

How do you know an abo robbed your house?

The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.

I once had a trash can as a girlfriend.

I was ready to break up with her, but all she had to say was, "Please don't dump me!" Then I said, "Sorry, I'm ready to take out the trash."