Hay don’t take my toy what are you going to tell your parents
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas. Cuz there the ones making the toys.
What's the difference between a orphan and a toy One is played with
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd? I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
i have a little john
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory? Two test tickles.
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass. Not breathing. Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone. Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you Jesus for creating baptism.
Parents: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage, Kid: why? Parents: so you don't get bored there
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?" The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
i was digging out side and i found my child old toy so i ran to find him but i could not find him so i was searching for about 6 hours but the i remembered why i was digging......
Little Johny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something, Then he sees a plastic di##. He asks his mom whats that and mom didnt now. so when his dad comes home from work he sees him with the plastick di## and says son why uy messing with my personal toy
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons and I am not talking about the balls you play with I am talking about the boy balls
What is an orphans favorite toy
An boomorang
Why does kids like Michael Jackson So much ?Because he made out of plastic and that what toys made out of 😂
I asked my wife if I could use toys during sex last night. You should've seen her face when I rolled my Hot Wheels across her tits.
