Tourette's jokes
I parked in a disabled space today...
...and a traffic warden shouted to me, “Oi, what's your disability?” I said “Tourettes! Now fuck off!”
Why can't people with Tourette's learn to drive?
Because they'll cause a car crash.
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?
The Las Vegas shooting.
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?
brb makin' tic tac toe boards on myself.
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
