Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water. WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!? I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms
What has a bottom at the top? -- Your legs.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them mommy or daddy.
Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. the first cannibal says "you start at the bottom I start at the top" so they both chow down. about half an hour later, the second cannibal says "i'm having a ball" then than the the first cannibal says "than you're eating too fast"
Before Marriage Boy:At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even thing about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyyđ After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.
K Half is definitely a bottom
What do u call a bunch of whilchares on top of one another. ? A vegetable rack
Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?
So they can reach the top of the desk.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP
Why did the orphan commit mass murder?
To be on top of the wanted list.
the only problem being short and gay is that when ever i try to tell people im top in my relationship they don't believe me because im shorter then the person im dating like wtf
Gay Collage Joke: You- Its nighttime shouldn't we be heading to bed-Boy Roommate-Ok are u Top or Bottom? -You-Uhhhhhh-Boy Roommate- No dumby bunk beds-You-Thank God- Boy Roommate- But if u wanna we can... -You- *faints*
Whatâs black and sits at the top of the stairs ??? Rosa Parks Lol
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS
Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do? A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!
Why is it that when Donald Trump and Melania make love she is always on top?
Donald Trump can only F@#k up.
Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top a gas station, she will lower the prices.
Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: âAre you a casket lid because I want you on top of me*
âWhat do you call my friend group?* *Suicide Squad*
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So I did science homework on top of a math book
The Trump cocktail. Take a large glass and fill it with an ounce of everything behind the bar. Top it with whipped cream and a cherry. Now for the hard part: finding a Mexican to pay for it.
