Tooth Hurty jokes

What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.

Dad: What time do you wanna go to the dentist?

Daughter: *tooth hurty*

Dad: All right.

What time is it when you have a toothache?

2:30 (Tooth hurty).

What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

Dentist: Open up, sir.

Me: So... I hate my life, my family, my sisters, my dog, my cat, and I tried to take a bath with my toaster, but my dog took it. That's why I hate my dog. And my cat died trying to chew my rope; it choked... Yea.

Dentist: I... meant your mouth... so I can clean your teeth.

Me: :O Ohhhh, my bad.

Dentist: Do you need help??

Me: Yep.

Dentist: ...

Me: ....

Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.

Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?

A. Toothpaste.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.