Toot jokes
What did Michael say to the boy in his room at sleepovers?
"You are not alone."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't toot when you put meat in it.
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I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
Toot and poop.
What part of the train goes "toot toot"?
The caboose.