Toke jokes

Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.

"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."

What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.

The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.

Go Kermit, toaster bath.

The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

The toaster;

otherwise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.