Toke jokes

Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.

"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."

What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.

The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.

Go Kermit, toaster bath.

The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.

And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?

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