I asked to borrow a book from the library, it was titled 'suicide in ten easy steps' the cunt just stood and said "cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets. This being the case, he ought to produce, direct and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad.” 👌 😉
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me
12 tap ins 11 pointless dribbles 10 fixed league titles 9 missed penalties 8-2 6 dives 500million robbed from Barca 4 ucl semi losses 3 times he blamed higuain 2 retirements And a transfer to a farmers league
I am Cummer
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddy's job title?
A masterbator
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot”
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
Me and my brother where called the twin towers, my brother lived up to his title after the plane crash
What do you call a cow with no legs, ground beef, what do you call a cow with three legs, lean beef, what do you call a cow with two legs................ read the title.
