Title jokes
Why are priests called father? Because it's too sus to call them daddy!
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
Oil and Ass.
Big Phat Wet Ass Orgy 2.
Bubble Butt Bonanza 2.
Big Bubble-Butt Cheerleaders 2.
Big Wet Butts 5.
There Will Be Cum 9.
Mandingo Rocks That Ass.
Big Butts Like It Big 2.
Blowjob Ninjas 5.
Keep It Right There 2.
Big Wet Brazilian Asses! 6
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap? "Just beat it, just beat it."
I asked to borrow a book from the library. It was titled "Suicide in Ten Easy Steps." The cunt just stood and said, "Cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂
If you know it, you know it.
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:
12 tap ins
11 pointless dribbles
10 fixed league titles
9 missed penalties
8-2
6 dives
500 million robbed from Barca
4 UCL semi losses
3 times he blamed Higuain
2 retirements
And a transfer to a farmers league.
How come I have a father but not a dad?
He was a priest.
I am Cummer.
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?
He got caught playing with his Privates!
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
Prince???
kapteyn = captain
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”