On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:
12 tap ins
11 pointless dribbles
10 fixed league titles
9 missed penalties
8-2
6 dives
500 million robbed from Barca
4 UCL semi losses
3 times he blamed Higuain
2 retirements
And a transfer to a farmers league.
How come I have a father but not a dad?
He was a priest.
I am Cummer.
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?
He got caught playing with his Privates!
Prince???
kapteyn = captain
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
What do you call a cow with no legs, ground beef, what do you call a cow with three legs, lean beef, what do you call a cow with two legs................ read the title.
