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On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:

12 tap ins

11 pointless dribbles

10 fixed league titles

9 missed penalties

8-2

6 dives

500 million robbed from Barca

4 UCL semi losses

3 times he blamed Higuain

2 retirements

And a transfer to a farmers league.

New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”

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I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"

What do you call a cow with no legs, ground beef, what do you call a cow with three legs, lean beef, what do you call a cow with two legs................ read the title.