Title jokes

I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"

Girl: Daddy, I've been a bad girl.

Priest: For the last time, it's "Father, I have sinned."

Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.

What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?

"Fortnite"

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.

Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."

Me: Hey, what book are you reading?

Him: "The Twisted Ones."

Me: Uh, I guess that book is pretty twisted.

What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.