Thick Skin

Thick Skin jokes

Bone

Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. I mean, there's a skele-ton of em! You gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. Now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. Besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. Did those tickle your funny bone? Now I've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. Now if you hate all these, I won't be bothered, I got thick skin! But first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. Now, I gotta go to Grillby's. They got a discount on spare-ribs. Bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.

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  • Skeleton

    You know, I got a SKELETON of these jokes. All are HUMERUS. Yeah, this gets under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening. Hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!

    Papyrus

    Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!

    Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!

    Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!

    Frisk: HAHAHA

    Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!

    Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!

    Memes

    Bone

    My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.

    Skeleton

    A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.

    Acne

    How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.

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  • Friend

    My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."

    So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.

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