There jokes
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mom." "Your mom who?" "It's not your mom, it's my mom!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tank." "Tank who?" "You're welcome!"
What's so similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the sperm inside her? They're both thinking, "Oh shit, my mum is gonna kill me!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your dad.
When you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.
Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."
Boy: "What's that?"
Grandpa: "What's what?"
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
There's no parent signature.
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?
Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.
You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?
"Knock knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Depression"
"Depression wh-"
ME!! *runs away*
You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?
To try and find their parents.
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."
The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”