Theodore

Theodore jokes

Ted Cruz

  • If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?

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  • JFK

  • JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

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  • Cleanliness

  • With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.

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  • Community talk

  • -The Rizzler -Rizzly Bear -The Boy Who Cried Rizz -Abraham Rizzcoln -Adolf Rizzler -Rizzy Neutron -A Degree In Quantum Rizzics -Barack Rizzbama -Need a Rizztraining Order -Anakin Rizzwalker -Rizzard of Oz -Lord of the Rizz -Performed a Rizzerruction -Rizzosaurus Rex -From the Village Hidden in the Rizz Offering -Rizztitution and Rizzarations -Glenn Rizzmire -Rizz Khalifa -Martin Luther Rizz -Kamala Harizz -Rizzy Hend… Read more