Duality jokes

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

I have schizophrenia,

And so do I.

Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them, and now it’s a sensitive subject.

Marriage is like a deck of cards.

In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.

By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two, now they're a sensitive topic.

What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman?

If a man is performing anilingus on a woman, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!!

I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.

The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.

Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two, but now it's just a sensitive subject.

I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts,' which, on one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right.

Friend 1: Eyyy gurl

Me: Hey! (Fake smile)

Friend 2: Hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather?

6 hours later

Friend 2: So (name) would u rather? 1. "Hang" out with me Or 2. "Jump" 1 times?

Me...e-eh?...Why not both????? We could just "Jump" while "Hanging" out right?

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.

The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.

Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist? Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.

What's the difference between yes and no...

Nothing.

What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.

Why were the twin towers actually twins?

Their birth and death date are the same!

Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?

If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?

If we can't see air, can fish see water?