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Shot

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • The image is a meme comparing the reactions of three U.S. presidents, Ronald Reagan, John F. Kennedy, and Theodore Roosevelt, to being shot. For Ronald Reagan, the text says he "gets shot once," "cries about it," and "immediately enacts gun control like a scared baby." For John F. Kennedy, it says he "gets shot twice," "eats the first shot for breakfast," and the "second shot blows his brains all over his wife on live TV like a boss." For Theodore Roosevelt, it says he "gets shot once while giving a speech in front of a huge audience," "laughs it off," and "continues to give his speech for the next hour while roasting the would-be assassin."
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    • Chat

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • The image shows a conversation with three messages. The first message is from Alvin: "Little birdie told me you was chatting shit." The second is from Simon: "Come outside lil bro." And the third is from Theodore: "We ain't gon do nun swear."
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    • Name

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    • Text overlayed on an image of a body of water with a ladder leading into it. The text lists new ways to shorten names. The list is: New options to shorten names: Jennifer: Niffer. Elizabeth: Zabe. Timothy: Moth. Christopher: Stop. Hannah: Nah. Brooklyn: Ookly. Leonardo: Nard. Penelope: Ope. Brandon: Rando. Theodore: Hodor. Jonathan: Onath. Cassandra: Ass. Matthew: Thew. Kimberly: Erl.
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    • Time

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    • The image is a two-panel meme featuring a pink pig character with a friendly expression in the top panel, saying, "hey folks Viewer Mail Time Again!" In the bottom panel, the same pig is holding a package. Text overlaid on the image reads, "This one comes from Theodore J. Kaczynski."
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    • Duality

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • The image shows two men with mustaches and beards. The text says "INSIDE YOU ARE TWO THEODORES". The left person is sad looking, the right one looks more confident. There is a moon in the background.
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    • Knock

    Anonymous · 7 years ago

    • Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Theodore.

    Theodore who?

    Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.

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