Their jokes
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a big plus!
These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
Memes
jake in influencer land be like (meme i made)
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, βHello from the other side!β
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go "barf," American dogs go "woof," and Chinese dogs go "sizzle."
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them where their parents were.
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
"Don't break a person's heart, they only have one."
"Yeah, break their bones instead... they have over 200 of those :)"
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
Donβt stop orphan jokes. Theyβre funny, and people are just mad that they donβt understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!
What do dogs do when they lose their tail?
They go to the retail store.
Where do orphans have their family reunions?
The graveyard.