Their jokes

What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?

Their ankles.

What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Make them clap until their parents come back.

Why do orphans like belts?

They remind them of their father.

What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?

You can pop their head off.

Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?

A: They come back, unlike their parents.

It is now legal to bully an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a big plus!

These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"

Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:

"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.

Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”

How do trees access the internet? They log in.

Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.

Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.

I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.

Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.

Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.

Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.

Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.

If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.

What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.

Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.

What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.

Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.

Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.

It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go "barf," American dogs go "woof," and Chinese dogs go "sizzle."

I saw a kid crying, so I asked them where their parents were.

God, I love working at an orphanage!

Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.

If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

"Don't break a person's heart, they only have one."

"Yeah, break their bones instead... they have over 200 of those :)"

How do you name a Chinese kid?

Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"

How do Chinese people name their babies?

They chuck a pan down the stairs.