Their jokes
Why do orphans eat their breakfast with water?
Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Memes
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
What is Labor Day? That’s when mommies have their babes.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
What do priests and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns!