Their jokes
A rich guy and a poor guy have their wedding anniversary on the same day. They meet each other at the shopping complex.
The poor guy asks the rich guy, "What'd you get for your wife today?"
The rich guy replies, "I got her a diamond ring and a Mercedes."
The poor guy asks, "Why did you get two gifts for her?"
The rich guy says, "If she doesn't like the diamond ring, then she can return it in her Mercedes."
The rich guy asks the poor guy, "What'd you get for your wife?"
The poor guy says, "I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo."
The rich guy asks, "Why did you get two gifts for her?"
The poor guy says, "If she doesn't like the slippers, then she can go f*** herself."
A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, "What's that?"
The little boy says, "That’s my little red race car."
Ten minutes later, the boy looks down and asks, "What's that?"
The little girl says, "That’s my little red race car garage."
So later that night, the little boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage. She said yes, and then they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage, but it won’t fit.
Downstairs, the mother hears an ear-piercing scream and runs up the stairs, flips on the lights and sees blood on the floor. The mother asks, "What happened?"
The little girl says, "We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit, so I cut the back wheels off."
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
Memes
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
Guys, we should stop doing orphan jokes, their parents will be wait......... continue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
What do priests and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns!