Their jokes

Orphan

Why do orphans eat their breakfast with water?

Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.

Orphan

Why do orphans have water with their cereal?

Because the dad never came back with the milk.

Orphan

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You make them clap until their parents come home.

Orphan

Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.

Memes

Orphan

Why does an orphan start with an "O"?

Because they only see their parents in their dream.

Orphan

If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Grandfather

Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.

Orphan

Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.

Orphan

Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.

Nut

*at school*

Nobody: Do you want nuts?

Me: Wait, you have some?

Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.

Me: :0

Orphan

Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.

Orphan

Me: I hit an orphan!

Mom: OMG WHY?

Me: Not like they can tell their parents-

Orphan

What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?

They cry...

They scream... with joy.

"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."

Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...

Orphan

Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.

Priest

What do priests and McDonald's have in common?

They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns!