Their jokes
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
What’s one thing women need to know nowadays?
Their place.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
Memes
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Friend 1: Did you?
Depressed friend 2: I didn't!
Friend one: Swear on your life!
Depressed friend 2: I swear.
A week later friend 2 dropped dead to their utter delight.
Emos get jealous when their phone dies.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.