Their jokes
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Memes
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
Friend 1: Did you?
Depressed friend 2: I didn't!
Friend one: Swear on your life!
Depressed friend 2: I swear.
A week later friend 2 dropped dead to their utter delight.
Emos get jealous when their phone dies.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?
Emos, they're still in the air.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.