Their jokes
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
Memes
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Friend 1: Did you?
Depressed friend 2: I didn't!
Friend one: Swear on your life!
Depressed friend 2: I swear.
A week later friend 2 dropped dead to their utter delight.
Emos get jealous when their phone dies.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!