Their jokes
How do birds pay? With their bills!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
Why do some couples go to the gym together?
Because they want their relationship to work out.
My kids told me to have a good day, so I left them to their own devices and hoped for the best.
Memes
jake in influencer land be like (meme i made)
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?
They shellabrated their mommy.
How do crabs honor their momβs birthday? The shell-abrate.
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
Random couple after their first night:
Husband: It was very tasty. π₯΅
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: Does anyone had taste it before?
Wife: β οΈ
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because theyβre shellfish!
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
One day, a kid walks up to their mom and asks, "Why is my name Daisy?" The mom's reply is, "Because when you were born, a daisy landed on your head." The second kid asks, "Why is my name Butterfly?" The mom's reply is, "Because when you were born, a butterfly landed on your head." Then you hear, "Ooooooooohahbfisbfsdkf."
"Shut up, Brick!"
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
I was at a friend's place yesterday, and... There was a mother, father, three sons, and a daughter.
That night the mother and father started fucking each other. I yelled and told them there are innocent children in this house.
An hour later, they started up again. I walked to their room and they were asleep, so I looked in the brothers' room and all three brothers were fucking the sister.
I sighed at this. "Incest aside, you guys make a cute family." I started, "So Anna, when am I gonna have nieces and nephews?" They stopped instantly and went to sleep. "Thank you," I replied before walking back to my room they let me sleep in and I passed out for the rest of the night.
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.