Their jokes
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Memes
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
Why do midgets giggle when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.