Their jokes
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
Memes
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
Why do midgets giggle when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
How do birds pay? With their bills!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
Why do some couples go to the gym together?
Because they want their relationship to work out.
My kids told me to have a good day, so I left them to their own devices and hoped for the best.
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?
They shellabrated their mommy.