Their jokes
If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.
Now ain't that cool?
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
Memes
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
Where do fishes keep their money?
In a riverbank.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.