Their jokes
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their parents.
If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.
Now ain't that cool?
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Memes
I think the local nudist campground just went out of business.
The sign on their gate says:
"Clothed Until Further Notice."
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."
If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
Why did the child drop their ice cream?
They got hit by a bus.
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they're fucking assholes.
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.