Their jokes
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
They laughed at my drawing, so I laughed at their chalk outline.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
Memes
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
What is a yellow dog Libertarian?
A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?