Their jokes

I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.

Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.

What’s the difference between a dog and parents?

If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.

When you're sad, hit an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?

They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.

What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.

One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To find their parents.

What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.

Why do potatoes make good detectives?

Because they keep their eyes peeled!

How do homeless people move where they're living?

They pick up their box and walk away.

If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."

Why did the child drop their ice cream?

They got hit by a bus.

I think the local nudist campground just went out of business.

The sign on their gate says:

"Clothed Until Further Notice."

Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?

Because they need their parents to go pick it up.

Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:

Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.

Are you angry?

Go bully an orphan!

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?

A: Because they're intended for a young audience.

Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.