Their jokes
We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
Memes
No shit lmao
Three women—a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead—are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two hours later, their vehicle dies with no gas, and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them.
The brunette brings canteens of water.
The redhead takes a large beach umbrella.
The blonde somehow rips off the car door.
The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?"
To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.
Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!
Comments:
Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!
Shut up: Shut up!
Liv: Gwen stop!!
Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!
Why can't you kill a hooker?
Because they're dead inside anyway.
How do women hold their liquor? By the ears.
Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?
Because they are really committed to their cause.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
They laughed at my drawing, so I laughed at their chalk outline.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.