Their jokes
I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.
We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
Memes
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”
Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.
Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!
Comments:
Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!
Shut up: Shut up!
Liv: Gwen stop!!
Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!
Why can't you kill a hooker?
Because they're dead inside anyway.
How do women hold their liquor? By the ears.
Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?
Because they are really committed to their cause.
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
They laughed at my drawing, so I laughed at their chalk outline.