Their jokes
Three women—a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead—are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two hours later, their vehicle dies with no gas, and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them.
The brunette brings canteens of water.
The redhead takes a large beach umbrella.
The blonde somehow rips off the car door.
The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?"
To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.
Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!
Comments:
Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!
Shut up: Shut up!
Liv: Gwen stop!!
Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
Memes
No shit lmao
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
Where do fishes keep their money?
In a riverbank.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.