Their jokes

What does McDonald's and a Catholic priest have in common?

They both put their meat in 10-year-old buns.

Where is an elephant’s penis?

On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.

Why are so many people mean to orphans?

They can’t cry to their parents.

In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.

One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”

When I'm bored, I like to slap orphans. I mean, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.

How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!

🤣😂😆😁

Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.

Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?

A: Fall.

If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.

I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.

One day, little Johnny and little Susan were in bible class. Little Susan had been tired that day, so she kept falling asleep. The teacher said to little Susan, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" Little Johnny poked her in the butt with a push pin, and she yelled, "Jesus Christ!" The teacher goes, "That's right, go back to bed." Then, the next thing the teacher asked was, "Who gave up their son for our sins?" Little Johnny poked her again, and she yelled, "God Almighty!" The teacher says, "That's right, go back to bed." The next question the teacher asked was, "What did Adam say to Eve after their 13th child?" Little Johnny poked her in the butt again. She yelled, "If you stick that thing in me again, I am going to break it in half and shove it up your own ass and see how you like it!"

What do 9/11 and gender have in common?

They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Their dad never came home with the milk.

What milk do orphan babies drink?

Not their mom's, though.

What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?

Hanging out.

Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?

To try and find their parents.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find their home base.

I love telling jokes about orphans.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.