Their jokes

What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?

They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.

What does McDonald's and a Catholic priest have in common?

They both put their meat in 10-year-old buns.

Three women—a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead—are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two hours later, their vehicle dies with no gas, and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them.

The brunette brings canteens of water.

The redhead takes a large beach umbrella.

The blonde somehow rips off the car door.

The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?"

To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."

Where is an elephant’s penis?

On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.

Why are so many people mean to orphans?

They can’t cry to their parents.

When I'm bored, I like to slap orphans. I mean, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.

How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!

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Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.

Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?

A: Fall.

If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.

I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.

One day, little Johnny and little Susan were in bible class. Little Susan had been tired that day, so she kept falling asleep. The teacher said to little Susan, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" Little Johnny poked her in the butt with a push pin, and she yelled, "Jesus Christ!" The teacher goes, "That's right, go back to bed." Then, the next thing the teacher asked was, "Who gave up their son for our sins?" Little Johnny poked her again, and she yelled, "God Almighty!" The teacher says, "That's right, go back to bed." The next question the teacher asked was, "What did Adam say to Eve after their 13th child?" Little Johnny poked her in the butt again. She yelled, "If you stick that thing in me again, I am going to break it in half and shove it up your own ass and see how you like it!"

What do 9/11 and gender have in common?

They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Their dad never came home with the milk.

What milk do orphan babies drink?

Not their mom's, though.

What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?

Hanging out.

Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?

To try and find their parents.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find their home base.

I love telling jokes about orphans.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?