Their jokes
If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.
How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!
🤣😂😆😁
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.
Memes
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
I don't fuck my mother all day long. I fuck my mother for only 6 hours a day. Sometimes it's 7-8 hours. It depends on how busy my siblings and father are with their work.
One day, little Johnny and little Susan were in bible class. Little Susan had been tired that day, so she kept falling asleep. The teacher said to little Susan, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" Little Johnny poked her in the butt with a push pin, and she yelled, "Jesus Christ!" The teacher goes, "That's right, go back to bed." Then, the next thing the teacher asked was, "Who gave up their son for our sins?" Little Johnny poked her again, and she yelled, "God Almighty!" The teacher says, "That's right, go back to bed." The next question the teacher asked was, "What did Adam say to Eve after their 13th child?" Little Johnny poked her in the butt again. She yelled, "If you stick that thing in me again, I am going to break it in half and shove it up your own ass and see how you like it!"
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.
We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?
To try and find their parents.
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad never came home with the milk.
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.