Their jokes
Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.
Why canβt orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
Memes
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tank." "Tank who?" "You're welcome!"
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
I love making jokes about orphans!
What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
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Why canβt orphans go on field trips?
Because they canβt get their parentsβ permission.
If youβre bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.