Their jokes

A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?

If babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born?

What do birds and autistic people have in common?

They both flap their arms.

How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?

He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.

What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.

Why can't orphans see their parents?

Because they don't have one!

Kids are only virgins because their dicks are small.

Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!

They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.

A woman once didn't return home for the night, and the next morning when she arrived home, her husband started questioning her about where she had been. She lied, saying she slept at one of her friends' houses.

The man proceeded to call all her friends, all of whom denied her sleeping at their places the previous night.

Meanwhile, somewhere else, a man didn't return home to his wife for the night either. The following morning, his wife started questioning him, and he lied, saying he slept at a friend's house. She proceeded to call all his friends. All of them said that he indeed slept at their places the previous night, and one of them even insisted that he's still there, but he's using the bathroom and he can't talk right now!

I love working with animals, especially when I get to hear their cries of help.

If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.

When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What do cheetahs wear to work?

They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!

I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed, "Cheese-its, Christ!"

How do rappers like their steaks?

With lots of SIZZLE!

How do rappers stay warm in the winter?

They wear their ICE.

What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?

9/11.

I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠