Their jokes

When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?

9/11.

Tesco's slogan is "Every little helps."

Well, their bag did a wonderful job on suffocating my wife.

Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe

When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.

Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.

Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.

Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?

Nerd: Because they're marsupials.

Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!

What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?

They can both squirt out their cum.

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?

Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."

Why can you hit an orphan?

Because they can’t tell their parents.

I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠

What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?

Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.

What do dentists play at their practice?

Dental records.

When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?

Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.

You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.

Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?