The jokes
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
What's the definition of total chaos?
A bus load of retards passing a magnet factory.
Teacher: Okay class, look at the person to the right of you and describe them with one word.
Me: *looks to the right of me and sees the pick-me girl* "Penny."
Teacher: *shocked* How is she a penny?
Me: 'Cause she's two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants. Not to mention worth practically nothing.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
Memes
Why couldn't the orphan go on a school trip?
A parent's signature was required.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Haha, the joke is me.
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
Why do midgets giggle when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
What did the doctor say to the Chinese man?
"Some ting wong."
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep driving.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
I kicked the shit out of Little Johnny.