The jokes
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
The next time I knock on your door, I'll hit you instead of the door.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
I am the orphan joke.
Roses are red, violets are blue, get the f*ck out, I’m trying to poo!
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.