The jokes

Time

"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.

Fat

Her: "Land of the free".

Me: *fat*

Her: What do you mean?

Me: It's not fat-free.

Door

The next time I knock on your door, I'll hit you instead of the door.

Photosynthesis

The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.

Twin Towers

What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?

Clash Royale still has a tower.

9/11

When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.

Man

Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?

Yeah, it went on and on.

Rope

What did the talking rope say to the man?

"Just hang in there."

Woman

Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...

Man: Men have to deal with women.

Poo

Roses are red, violets are blue, get the f*ck out, I’m trying to poo!

Rule

One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.