The jokes
I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.
I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *Walks away*
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!”
They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
I saw this kid sitting on the sidewalk and asked him where are his parents?
I love working at an orphanage.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
The Stigg is a joke.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
Yo mama so slow, she took nine months to make the joke. Thank god mine only took 6.
What is the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.