The jokes
Alya and freshfry wondering where the hell Alex is!
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Teacher: Here, have candy.
Kid: No, I’m too fat.
Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.
*Next week*
Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.
Kid: I’m too fat to get up.
Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?
Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.
Memes
What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
Dam!
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website.
GO GO GO!
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
"Go get me the lamb sauce!"
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D
The best quote by Kim Jong Un:
"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."
Me: I have an arrow in my head.
My friend: What's the point of that?
Me: Of the arrow?
Friend: No!
Me: Probably the flint.
"Aww, it's a boy, let me cut off the ombelicul cored, sir, that's his penis!"
"It's a girl."
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!