The jokes
Happy was a cute hippo.
Happy sleeps in the water.
Happy walks on land.
Happy runs on Savannahs.
Happy swims in mud.
Happy takes a bath.
Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.
What's the sharpest thing in the world?
A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Memes
Teacher: Here, have candy.
Kid: No, I’m too fat.
Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.
*Next week*
Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.
Kid: I’m too fat to get up.
Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?
Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
Alya and freshfry wondering where the hell Alex is!
"Creeper, aww man,"
"Today we back in the mine, got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, side, side to side."
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun!
LOL 💦🔫💧🌊
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
The (DYM 137).