The jokes
Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it's poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.
The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.
Why did the kidnapper cross the road?
To get the kids at the playground.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.