The jokes

What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.

What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.

If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?

Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?

A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.

Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”

The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?

"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."

What do us emos all have in common?

Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."

What's the difference between a cop and bacon?

Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.

A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”

The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”

What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?

They both don’t work.

What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?

"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"

Stop with the 9/11 jokes.

They're not gonna fly.

What did the water say to the cup?

"Good day!"

Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.

Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.

The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.

What instrument do skeletons play?

The Trombone!

Why didn't the child go to school?

Because he died of a heroin overdose.