The jokes
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
What is the American virus? Diabetes.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
A priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke?”
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five. Unfortunately, the tree left him hanging...
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.