The jokes
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
What did the tree do to the emo?
He left him hanging.
Memes
Reviews for the Chinese flag are in!
5 stars!
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing.
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."