The jokes
What's the difference between a pregnant one and a light bulb?
One you can unscrew.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What did the coal say to the charcoal?
You look pretty coal! 🤣
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, I’m changing!
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.
I got in a cage fight.
The hamster didn't know what hit him!
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.
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What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”