The Joker jokes

What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?

The Joker.

Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.

The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!

I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.

A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?

How can Batman defeat the Joker? A: With a handful of sleeping pills.

What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?

Nothing.

Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?

Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.

I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.

Unleash the jokers...👍

You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.

The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!

I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag.

OK, I'm joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.

Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don't know what a full house is.

What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?

Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.

Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.

Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.

Why are orphans so bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house is!