jack and jill went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter
Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.
9 months later they happily had some use for their baby carriage.
2 years later they went up again then their daughter had a brother.
But 1 little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother..
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke marijuana, Jack got high pulled down his fly and ask if she wanna, Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and had a little fun, stupid Jill forgot the pill now they have a son
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack was surprised to see she had different eyes and that’s when he realized..... Jack had fucked Jill’s daughter
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack can eat her candy. He got sick when he got a mouthful of dick and realized her name was Randy
Jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun jack got mad kicked jill in the ass because she couldn't make him cum
I pushed the kid in the wheelchair down the hill but before I did I set his wheels on fire and called him hot wheels
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some water, Jill pulled up her dress and said daddy fuck me harder.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Running, JK rolling!
Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and have some fun Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter, Jill came down with $2.50 that fuckin whore
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with $20 . Jill come down with $40 Fucking Whore !!!!
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill? A. A lamb slide
jack and jill went up the hill to find there dad again
Johnny and Jill went up the hill to lick Jill's yummy candy 😛 But Johnny got a SHOCK With a mouthful of COCK Because Jill's REAL NAME?
was randy. 👹
Why did the carrot roll down the hill? Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair
Jack and Jill when’s up the hill to have a thrill with pills jack came down fuck a clown and the cum made them frown
jack and jill went up the hill so jack could lick her candy but, jack had a shock and a mouth full of cock and jills real name was randy
Did you hear the one about the hills? It was hillarious
