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jack and jill went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter

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Daddy Jack

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke marijuana, Jack got high pulled down his fly and ask if she wanna, Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and had a little fun, stupid Jill forgot the pill now they have a son

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Hotel Hideaway

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes pulled down her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

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no name

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jills candy But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jills real name is Randy

Jack and Jill

Anonymous

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son

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Addison

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched Jill’s thigh and said “I know you wanna.” Jill said yes, took off her dress and then they had some fun. But silly Jill forgot her pills and now they have a son.

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FernandoCrouch

How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Running, JK rolling!

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Apache attack helicopter

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

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Annabelle

Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!

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Anonymous

What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill? A. A lamb slide

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Hi

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could suck Jill’s candy Jack got a shock because Jill’s real name was Randy.

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N.....

Why did the carrot roll down the hill? Because he couldn’t stop his wheelchair

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Anonymus

Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and have some fun Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

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Anonymous

Did you hear the one about the hills? It was hillarious

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Anonymous

Jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, jack got high and grabbed Jill’s thigh and said “you know you wanna,” Jill said “yes,” and lifted up her dress, then they had some fun, but silly jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

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Oscarrocks

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack was surprised to see she had different eyes and that’s when he realized… Jack had fucked Jill’s daughter

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Hottamale

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom.

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Gamer

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock ‘cause Jill’s real name is Randy. Yes, this joke is stolen.

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jack

jack and jill went up the hill so jack could lick her candy but, jack had a shock and a mouth full of cock and jills real name was randy

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Anonymous

How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking…JK Rowling