The Devil

The Devil jokes

Devil

What is the difference between Jesus and the devil?

When the devil came to Earth, he was the one with the nail gun.

Yo mama

Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

Memes

Water

How do you make Holy Water?

Get regular water and boil the devil out of it.

Devil

So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?

A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.

Eternal Life

The reason why God and Jesus have eternal life and the power, aka (holy spirit) is to control us, take our free will, and our eternal life, which is our heaven. Our time!

Just to show up, in the nick of time for the second coming in full costume ready to judge us. Them spending a lifetime preparing their big speech, their excuse of them hiding this whole time.

Lol, Surprise!

Joke being on them.

As we all stand there and are there to judge them, doing what they said they were made for.

Taking our eternal life back from Satan and the Devil and sending them to their home they created themselves!

HELL!

P.S. With a little extra punishments!

Movie

Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.

Memes

Devil

Islam

The Devil Made Me Do It.

An illustration on a black background. At the top, in large, jagged red letters with horns extending from the word "DEVIL," the text reads "THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT." Below the text is a depiction of a bearded man with a green turban and robe, holding a glowing book that appears to be the Quran. He is pointing his right index finger upwards.

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I am not okay I am loosing sleep at night loosing track of days all i wanna do is stay in bed and sleep and let the devil take me there is no other side i am too fat (according to my gramma) i cant take the hate i get i am holding on to dear life god knows when its all said and then hes gonna make me go to heaven right?

I'm on the internet, posing as a little girl I'm tryin' to lure evil into my world I tell them that I'm curious, and I'm only twelve Mom and Dad are gone for the day; I'm by myself Buckets of throw up are next to my computer Hopin' that they show up, 'cause what I'm about to do to them Would make the Devil sick: I sharpen my blade Frontin' to this perv like I'm only in the seventh grade The doorbell rings, I gotta ge… Read more