The Devil jokes
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
Chuck Norris once went to hell.
After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
What is the difference between Jesus and the devil?
When the devil came to Earth, he was the one with the nail gun.
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
Ever heard of a reverse exorcism? It’s when the Devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body.
The reason why God and Jesus have eternal life and the power, aka (holy spirit) is to control us, take our free will, and our eternal life, which is our heaven. Our time!
Just to show up, in the nick of time for the second coming in full costume ready to judge us. Them spending a lifetime preparing their big speech, their excuse of them hiding this whole time.
Lol, Surprise!
Joke being on them.
As we all stand there and are there to judge them, doing what they said they were made for.
Taking our eternal life back from Satan and the Devil and sending them to their home they created themselves!
HELL!
P.S. With a little extra punishments!
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I am not okay I am loosing sleep at night loosing track of days all i wanna do is stay in bed and sleep and let the devil take me there is no other side i am too fat (according to my gramma) i cant take the hate i get i am holding on to dear life god knows when its all said and then hes gonna make me go to heaven right?
I'm on the internet, posing as a little girl I'm tryin' to lure evil into my world I tell them that I'm curious, and I'm only twelve Mom and Dad are gone for the day; I'm by myself Buckets of throw up are next to my computer Hopin' that they show up, 'cause what I'm about to do to them Would make the Devil sick: I sharpen my blade Frontin' to this perv like I'm only in the seventh grade The doorbell rings, I gotta ge… Read more
The devil's trill by: Tartini