The Devil jokes

Your mom

Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

Three people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from, but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free."

Hell

Storm_saga_737 · 4 years ago

A boy named Jimmy was riding to Hell to save his brothers and sister. That is the last place he pissed. There came across the Devil.

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Deal

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A blue silhouette of a person hanging on gymnastic rings is visible on the white wall of a gym. The text above says: "I made a deal with the devil. He took my legs, but I still think it was worth it."

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Devil

Dr. Fire · 4 years ago

So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?

A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.

Hairline

Riyah Tuke · 3 years ago

TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.

Mama

Silverfan900 · 8 years ago

Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.

Satan

sus · 4 years ago

If Satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.

Exorcism

Connor · 2 years ago

A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person, but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child.

Water

King Cat · 8 years ago

How do you make Holy Water?

Get regular water and boil the devil out of it.

Corner

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A list of ten things to do in an elevator. The text reads: Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator. 1. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 2. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 3. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 4. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 5. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 6. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 7. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. Dress up as the devil and then ask other people as they get in, "Going down?" 9. Drag a desk into the elevator. Ask "Do you have an appointment?" 10. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

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Anonymous

2 years ago

I am not okay I am loosing sleep at night loosing track of days all i wanna do is stay in bed and sleep and let the devil take me there is no other side i am too fat (according to my gramma) i cant take the hate i get i am holding on to dear life god knows when its all said and then hes gonna make me go to heaven right?

Siarra (KAUFMO apperantly)

3 years ago

I'm on the internet, posing as a little girl I'm tryin' to lure evil into my world I tell them that I'm curious, and I'm only twelve Mom and Dad are gone for the day; I'm by myself Buckets of throw up are next to my computer Hopin' that they show up, 'cause what I'm about to do to them Would make the Devil sick: I sharpen my blade Frontin' to this perv like I'm only in the seventh grade The doorbell rings, I gotta ge… Read more

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3 years ago

The devil's trill by: Tartini

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