Yo momma so ugly the Devil started going to church
To Drew the Devil-We NEED to talk RN. I'm very md at you and we needa talk.
Angry Alex-
What is the difference between jesus and the devil? When the devil came to earth he was the one with the nail gun.
WHY DID GOD MAKE THE DEVILS DIE...
god is great
How do you make Holy Water?- Get regular water and boil the devil out of it.
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?. A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
The reason why God and Jesus have eternal life and the power, aka ( holy spirit) is to control us , take our free will, and our eternal life, which is our heaven. Our time! Just to show up, in the nick of time for the second coming in full costume ready to judge us. Them spending a lifetime preparing thier big speach, thier excuse of them hiding this whole time. Lol, Surprise! Joke being on them. As we all stand there and are there to judge them. Doing what they said they were made for. Taking our eternal life back from satan and the devil and sending them to thier home they created themselves! HELL! P.S. With a little extra punishments !
