Thanos

Thanos Jokes

Outfit

I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.

Mama

Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.

Fat

You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.

Mama

Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.

Fat

Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.

Mama

Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

Grape

I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.

Yo mama

Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.

Corona

Corona be like:

Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.

*snap*