Thanos

Thanos Jokes

I wore a purple outfit to school and sum indian kid called me thanos so I called him vision and tryed pulling the red dot off his head.

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence it didn't work and he said man I quit.

They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP....