Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
Tennis Jokes
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.
I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her.
Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
