Racquet jokes

Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?

Answer: Love.

Why is an orphan bad at tennis?

'Cause he couldn't get any love.

Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?

A: Because they were a racquet!

Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.

What are Russia's favorite netball positions?

Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.

Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?

You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.

Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.

What do you call basketball for disabled people?

Rocket League?