Racquet jokes

Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?

A: Because they were a racquet!

Why is an orphan bad at tennis?

'Cause he couldn't get any love.

Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.

Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?

Answer: Love.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.

What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.

Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.