Tennis jokes
I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
