Telecommunication jokes
Why are Indians such good actors?
Most of them are phone scammers.
I tried phone sex once, lost my bits to a stray "call waiting" beep. Very painful. Never again.
An Australian, an American, and a British man are on a golf course.
They're all on the green and working out their next shot when a phone starts ringing.
"Terribly sorry," says the Brit, but instead of getting out a phone, he twists his earlobe around to reveal a speaker and opens his bottom lip to reveal a microphone and takes the call.
The other two are pretty impressed, and the Brit shrugs modestly.
"State of the art British tech. Surgically implanted. Amazing stuff."
They get set to resume, but another phone goes off.
"Ugh, sorry guys," says the American, but instead of taking out his phone, he holds up his hand, taps the palm with his other hand, and it turns into a screen. As the other two watch, the American has a video call.
When he's finished, the other two are impressed, but the American waves it off.
"No biggie. Just the latest and greatest in digital communications from the good old US of A."
Again, the three are about to continue their game when there's a strange, electronic sound and, much to the other two's surprise, the Aussie runs off into the bushes.
The Brit and the American follow him and soon find the Aussie squatting down in the middle of a clearing, clothes around his ankles, bare-assed and grunting.
"What the hell..." one of them says, but the Aussie holds up his hand in apology.
"Sorry fellas, got a fax coming through..."
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to speak to me.
Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.