What do you call a teddy bear that Fool
Stuffed
Teddy bear teddy bear turn around Why i turn around Infopka.com
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
Why did the little girl cry twice. Because you wiped your bloody shitty cock on her favorite teddy bear.
I held on to my money stronger than a orphan holds on to a teddy bear on father's day
why didint the teddy bear want to go to the gym
:Because he didnt wasnt to get ripped
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield.
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
why couldn't the teddy bear finish his desert?
he was stuffed.
I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.
Why doesn't a teddy bear eat? Because it is already stuffed
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
Why did the teddy bear decide not to eat the turkey?
Becasue he was too stuffed.
