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I'm Cal3y. I am also taken by my lovely boyfriend. Slay bae (Ashton Parkes )
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Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?

Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.

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Faisal Saeed Al Mutar
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It must be incredibly frustrating as an Islamic terrorist not to have your views
and motives taken seriously by the societies you terrorize, even after you
have explicitly and repeatedly stated them. Even worse, those on the
regressive left, in their endless capacity for masochism and self-loathing,
have attempted to shift blame inwardly on themselves, denying the terrorists
even the satisfaction of claiming responsibility.
It's like a bad Monty Python sketch:
"We did this because our holy texts exhort us to to do it."
"No you didn't."
"Wait, what? Yes we did..."
"No, this has nothing to do with religion. You guys are just using religion as a
front for social and geopolitical reasons."
"WHAT!? Did you even read our official statement? We give explicit Quranic
justification. This is jihad, a hely crusade against pagans, blasphemers, and
disbelievers."
"No, this is definitely not a Muslim thing. You guys are not true Muslims, and
you defame a great religion by saying so."
Huh!? Who are you to tell us we're not true Muslims!? Islam is literally at the
core of everything we do, and we have implemented the truest most literal
and honest interpretation of its founding texts. It is our very reason for being."
"Nope. We created you. We installed a social and economic system that
alienates and disenfranchises you, and that's why you did this. We're sorry."
"What? Why are you apologizing? We just slaughtered you mercilessly in the
streets. We targeted unwitting civilians - disenfranchisement doesn't even
enter into it!"
"Listen, it's our fault. We don't blame you for feeling unwelcome and lashing
out."
"Seriously, stop taking credit for this! We worked really hard to pull this off,
and we're not going to let you take it away from us."
"No, we nourished your extremism. We accept full blame."
"OMG, how many people do we have to kill around here to finally get our
message across?"

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Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...... The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.

A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy. The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!"

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They can't be happy
being locked up like that!
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I dunno... all their needs are taken
care of. Food, shelter, healthcare.
3.3.
They don't
have to do
anything.

What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.

TAU EMPIRE
DEMAND TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.
LITERALLY
EVERYONE ELSE
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me: i haven't taken a photo of me in
awhile
*takes photo*
me: oh thats why
9100

Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, fairy gorillas.

When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the materinity ward was put on lockdown

get a calculator. ok anyways sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs)and her friend said it was 222 many,she got caught by the police and was taken to 51 street.she got arrested for x8 days,so she was BOOBLESS

Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!

"My name is 4, four like the number", my friend - "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"

I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this x

My ex was orphan as a child I should have taken that as the first sign. If her parents didn't want her, why would I.

Why is death taken so lightly? Because you can take it so quickly.

Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped

I’m taken,taken my own life bitch

A man comes to an assassin who charges $1000 per shot he tell the assassin my wife’s been cheating on me I want you to shoot her in the head and shoot the guy in the dick, when they arrive they wait the man asks why he hasn’t taken the shot the assassin says I know how I can save you $1000